Blu-ray Player
"Sharper picture. Shorter memories."
Legendary Artifact — Optical Relic
Game Boy
"Home was wherever the batteries lasted."
Legendary Artifact — Handheld Relic
#3 Combo with Nestea (Wendy's)
"Refuel. Regret. Repeat."
Legendary Artifact — Drive-Thru Relic
Weed Pen
"One more hit. One more detour. One more heartbeat sideways."
Legendary Artifact — Vapor Relic
VHS Copy of Free Willy
"The story didn't need high definition. It needed a heartbeat."
Legendary Artifact — Nostalgia Relic
Bawls Energy Drink
"Hope in a bottle. Regret in a heartbeat."
Legendary Artifact — Caffeinated Relic
Sega Game Gear
"Portable dreams. Stationary reality."
Legendary Artifact — Handheld Relic
MS Paint
"It wasn't about doing it right. It was about doing it at all."
Legendary Artifact — Creation Relic
Windows 98
"It didn't always start. But when it did, it felt like magic."
Legendary Artifact — System Relic
Wacky Races
"Winning was optional. Causing chaos was mandatory."
Legendary Artifact — Mayhem Machine
Mac Tonight
"When the stars came out, so did the dreamers."
Legendary Creature — Lunar Crooner
California Raisins
"The stage faded, but the rhythm stayed."
Legendary Creature — Forgotten Icons
Beyblade
"Victories were brief. The stories they left behind weren't."
Legendary Artifact — Battle Relic
Dial-Up
"Connection speed: pain per second."
Legendary Artifact — Network Relic
PokerShibes
"Win or lose, you walked away richer — in coins or memories."
Legendary Land — Crypto Saloon
ReBoot
"Mainframe wasn’t built to survive. It was built to *fight*."
Legendary Saga — Mainframe's Last Stand
LimeWire
"You didn't find music. Music found you — along with something else."
Legendary Artifact — Cursed Software
Microsoft Bob
"It wasn't a house. It was a haunted directory."
Legendary Enchantment — Interface Relic
Microsoft Comic Chat (MSCHAT)
"Where dialogue and disconnection looked the same."
Legendary Artifact — Proto-Social Network
CokeMusic Studios
"Where the bass was free and the furniture was overpriced."
Legendary Land — Digital Ghostworld
Hacked Nintendo 3DS XL
"Freedom’s just another firmware update away."
Legendary Artifact — Forbidden Relic
White Monster Energy Drink
"Hope In A Can ; Regret In The Bones."
Legendary Artifcat Caffienated Relic
Pixel 7
"Still Running. Still Glitching. Still Yours."
Legendary Artifcat Tech
Mr.Corporate
"The service is always improving - just not for you."
Legendary Creature CEO Horror
RSClassic
"A world too clunky to survive and too real to die."
Legendary Artifact Lost World
The Palace Chat
"Preps, Goths and smiley faces."
Legendary Artifact Digital Relic
MSN Messenger
"You hear a notification sound ... your crush is online."
Legendary Artifact Digital Relic
Night Meds
"Some nights, survival is just a quiet yes in a room full of static."
Legendary Artifact Relic
Spindok's Vault
"Everything you saved was never lost. It was just waiting for you to remember where you left it."
Legendary Artifact Relic
Red Swan Pizza
"Fuel for the broke, the bold and the barely awake."
Legendary Artifact Relic
Canada ; Land of Frozen Promises
"The postcard was beautiful - the letter it covered up was anything but."
Legendary Enchantment Reality Check
Bipolar
"The wheel spins - some days you ride it ; some days it rides you."
Legendary Enchantment Condition
Cementary Walk
"The sun caught PUCCI's stone first - and the wind carried the rest of them after."
Legendary Enchantment Memory
Spindok ; Wanderer of Forgotten Signals
"Beards are just antennae for forgotten frequencies."
Your beard is wierd
Togo ; Spirit Of the Last Mile
"Every rattle is a prayer. Every crack is a crown."
Ride on Togo
Relic ; Setup of The Lost Decade
"The echoes of a simpler time."
The picture might be fuzzy
Captain Orm Griffin
"I've tied knots the sea itself can't unfasten."
Human Sailor
Willem ; Keeper of Kanto Relics
"I held onto what they threw away."
Human Collector
Simon ; Sovereign of the Sills
"Only the patient may earn audience with Simon"
Cat Noble
Norah ; Empress of Indolence
"Her licks bring you healing."
Cat Lazy Licker
George ; Lord of Lounge
"The world will move when George decides to blink."
Cat Sloth King
Stella ; Watcher of Windows
"Nothing escapes her gaze ; not bird, not spirit, not memory."
Cat Spirit
Darian ; Curio Queen
"Every trinket holds a story. Every smile hides a spell."
She heals you with her warmth
Spindok The Wanderer
"Heat Resistance Immune"
He trades comfort for freedom
Thrift Store
"Every aisle is a memory you haven't lived yet."
Found in a pile of broken dreams
Walk-in Clinic
"Take a seat. It'll be a while."
Documented on a gray Monday
9-5
"They called it stability. You called it surviving by forgetting."
Bleached office decay, urban melancholy